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GOHAR, 19, Antwerp (Belgium)

I love the long and romantic walks to my fridge♡
My best bitch Facebook Rainymood♡

trxylermyqueen:

Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.

Posted 2 weeks ago With 168,998 notes

lordhazz:

"If you illegally download the album you’ll be arrested"
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Posted 2 weeks ago With 121,349 notes

jakemalik:

if i’m not eating i’m most likely not happy

Posted 2 weeks ago With 178,812 notes

rain-force:

It’s hard to imagine that when I will be 45 my son might reblog from me

Posted 2 weeks ago With 100,680 notes

  • world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
  • america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.

Posted 2 weeks ago With 79,190 notes

volcaenic:

im at a point where the amount of friends i dont have, doesnt suprise me anymore

Posted 2 weeks ago With 9,869 notes

spermbanker:

charmander-isthe-bomb:

spermbanker:

wow you have very nice looking hands…… i bet they would look even better wrapped up in mine…..

or around my dick

or clasped together in prayer askin god to help you see the error of your ways

Posted 2 weeks ago With 262,280 notes

fightingscholarlykrogan:

this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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BUT WAITimage

…it gets better

its like its straight out of a comedy movie

Posted 2 weeks ago With 74,715 notes

painislove2:

I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died. 

Posted 2 weeks ago With 58,501 notes

theofficialmrsclaus:

"i’m gonna get a boyfriend this year"

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Posted 2 weeks ago With 237,408 notes